I’ve been rather busy at work lately, and it’s been showing in my personal life. For instance, I can’t seem to get enough high calorie foods in me. My body is craving only sugar and fat these days. It’s disgusting. But here’s where the real sadness lies: 1. I show up at a meeting to […]

At a meeting at work: Me: We need to look at buying gifts for the Chinese delegates. How about some leather portfolios with the conference title engraved on them? Coworker from another office: We can get leather portfolios, but they were actually probably made in China. But when we engrave them, we’ll engrave them with […]