Miranda Kenneally

Mexican Food Cures Writer's Block

20 Things to Say

Madeleine Rex totally inspired me to do this. She’s about the coolest teenager I know.

So here are 20 things I want to say to people who shall remain nameless. Pretty sure I’ll never say any of this stuff. 🙂

1. I am fairly certain you married a succubus.
2.  Your shoes reek! Get them out of the hallway already!
3.  I can’t stand how you never do any work, but somehow get oodles of credit.
4.  I wish I was as smart as you.
5.  Get a job.
6.  How come you never remember a word I say?
7.  I am sorry I stopped talking to you, but now I don’t know how to start again, and I want to.
8. Even though you’re a democrat, you sure know how to WASTE money.
9. I kind of have a crush on you, even though you’re a girl, and I’m not gay.
10. Get a job.
11. I hate that you stopped talking to me. I didn’t deserve that at all.
12. Chill.
13. There’s nothing you can do.
14. Everything you say is freaking hilarious.
15. I would like to clone you.
16. I’m sorry the last thing I ever said to you before you died was something totally snarky. I regret it so much.
17. Your hobbies as of late are truly made of suck. Let’s go back to all-night marathons of West Wing!
18. Your actions lack strategery.
19. Why do you try to talk me out of pursuing my dreams when all I do is support you?
20. Four turkey sandwiches do not cost $100, even if I’m grabbing soda too. But thanks for offering to let me keep the change.

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  1. Madeleine says:

    “I kind of have a crush on you, even though you’re a girl, and I’m not gay.” Lol! I loved that one. And the once-repeated “Get a job”? Yeah, I should have included that. 😀

    Isn’t this a blast?

    (And, I’m flattered. ;D)

    -Madeleine

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