Important Issues: What I’ve Been Doing in Hawaii

Alaskan King Crab Tempura, a.k.a. Orgasm on a Plate	Apple fruity champagne thing
Poke: Cubed Raw Fish - It was okay. I ate it.	Frozen Coconut Mojito, a.k.a. Orgasm in a Glass
Gardenia: The mating of vodka and cucumbers	Lava Daiquiri: Strawberries and other things
My boss' wife and a Bikini Beer, whatever that is	Cucumbers, rum, and creme for the win: This drink was so strong I had to put my head down
Apparently the opening credits of Gilligan's Island were filmed here	This was terrible. Just TERRIBLE.
Coolest part of trip: Mini-Rainbows over Hanauma Blowhole	I think this is Kahana Bay. Don't hire me to be your tour guide.
Bad hair day at Kahana Valley State Park	Chickens? Birds? Who knows?

3 thoughts on “Important Issues: What I’ve Been Doing in Hawaii”

alyslinn

December 7, 2010 at 10:16 pm

I’m envious. I’m turning greener than that photo of Kahana Bay.

Roni Loren

December 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm

Looks like a delicious, drunken tour de Hawaii. You can have the drinks, I’ll just take the crab tempura. Yum.

Miranda Kenneally

December 9, 2010 at 3:41 am

How about we split the crab tempura? I honestly haven’t been drunk in a long, long time. My blood is basically made of Diet Coke, coffee, and alcohol at this point. Maybe we can do EXPERIMENTS at RWA.

3 thoughts on “Important Issues: What I’ve Been Doing in Hawaii”

alyslinn

Roni Loren

Miranda Kenneally

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