Holy shit. (But I would’ve liked to have seen more of Cameron’s family and past) Spoiler alert! And Stalin totally had it right when he said one death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic.

I hate Muzak. I hate being in the grocery store and having to listen to the incessant groaning of pop-sounding music that’s trying way too hard. I’ll be strolling along, throwing frozen pizzas and cases of Diet Coke (my sister-in-law thinks I’m going to die from an Aspertame overdose) and Tostitos’ queso in my cart, […]

Today, I saw that Chad Ochocinco has a Bengals Snuggie, which made me laugh for about ten minutes straight, but also totally upset me because I really hate those things.  I mean, you see these commercials where grown men are wearing these giant blankets and sitting around “raising the roof” with their families. That’s crazy! […]

I’ll admit it.  I recently hurt my shoulder rolling over on a loveseat. Yes, a loveseat. At first, I thought I’d just tweaked it.  I got up and watched the movie Michael Clayton. I hoped a little George Clooney would cheer me up, and it sort of did, but my shoulder was killing me.  Then […]