Today, I saw that Chad Ochocinco has a Bengals Snuggie, which made me laugh for about ten minutes straight, but also totally upset me because I really hate those things.  I mean, you see these commercials where grown men are wearing these giant blankets and sitting around “raising the roof” with their families. That’s crazy! […]

I’ll admit it.  I recently hurt my shoulder rolling over on a loveseat. Yes, a loveseat. At first, I thought I’d just tweaked it.  I got up and watched the movie Michael Clayton. I hoped a little George Clooney would cheer me up, and it sort of did, but my shoulder was killing me.  Then […]

I’ve been rather busy at work lately, and it’s been showing in my personal life. For instance, I can’t seem to get enough high calorie foods in me. My body is craving only sugar and fat these days. It’s disgusting. But here’s where the real sadness lies: 1. I show up at a meeting to […]

At a meeting at work: Me: We need to look at buying gifts for the Chinese delegates. How about some leather portfolios with the conference title engraved on them? Coworker from another office: We can get leather portfolios, but they were actually probably made in China. But when we engrave them, we’ll engrave them with […]